Spidey Senses

The sensation that a spider is crawling on you when it is not. This usually comes directly after finding a spider on you and can last for days after.

Sam: Betty, is there a spider on me?!
Betty: No, dude, it's just your spidey senses.
Sam: Yeah, I've been this way ever since I found a spider on me when I was in the bath the other day.

by LowLowww April 8, 2009

Spidey Dick

A very veiny red dick that shoots sticky-web like cum

Brittani: "Hey, nick looks pretty hot, he might get it tonight!"
Megan: "EEWWW! I hit dat last night, he got a spidey dick!!

by pussytoast69 August 2, 2011

Wiser spidey

When you were the same spiderman shirt to a gym class for a long period of time so you resort to being a weaboo and planning your trip to Japan to gain friends that are just like you

Yesterday jake decided to become a wiser spidey and defected to japan, hake had no friends.

by Cock monster 2000 June 15, 2017

spidey joint

a spider metaphor: joint rolled perfectly tight with precise caution(typically rolled by perfectionistic stoners).

"why is this joint so amazing?'' ....

''it's a spidey joint''

by kariwav December 14, 2024

Spidey soy

A male furry that worships Obama. He has a naughty slonca and is known to bust a nut to shirtless men and gets turned on by underwear models

That guy is such a spidey soy. Like he is always watching change in the locker room.

by Jimmy Thicc October 23, 2018

No Spideys

When one is at such a low point that they feel the need to jump off blue steel bridge with no spideys

when coach tells you to hang up the cleats junior year your only option is jumping off blue steel no spideys

by dfjkslgh siyudgfh as78dg May 28, 2022

spidey chug

You're on a rope swing you do a back flip and chug a beer at the same time

Levi is about to spidey chug that beer, guys.

by Ptaredactyl August 13, 2015