Sneaky bookmark

When you accidentally send a copied porn link within an unrelated communication, but can use that communication to revisit said link.

Had an inquiry on my resume, but responded with a sneaky bookmark. Guess I'll save that email for later.

by SycOG13 May 26, 2022

I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give David "Adrian-Angelique-Adryan-Axel-Enzo-Ezio-Auditore)" Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

porn bookmark

My bookmark for good porn

Please visit tinyurl.com/4xjn6b8k for my porn bookmark

by Bad C dev November 4, 2024

Bookmark

When you’re sitting on the toilet but can’t finish wiping because life gets in the way. So before leaving the toilet you place some toilet paper up there so you can pick up wiping where you left off without getting poop in and on your clothes after the distraction is dealt with.

Alice heard the dogs barking so she placed some toilet paper in her butt to bookmark it for later. After retrieving the dogs she came back to the toilet and finished wiping.

by Mack Daddy 88 July 21, 2024

Bookmarking

The act of sliding your dick in between two parts of the body and then closing said body parts in order to create the allusion of bookmarking the chode.

Michael slid his dick between her spread butt cheeks and once it was in, she let go of her butt cheeks and began bookmarking his chode.

by daftdong November 2, 2014

Bookmark friend

An online friend that reminds you what page you’re on and how to move forward in the story without getting lost within 1 chapter forever

Georgia : “He’s my bookmark friend.”
Amber : “ Does it have to do with his name?”
Georgia : “No that was accidentally but it’s funny.”

by SkrætáteOfficialGP August 10, 2021

Bookmarking

Sending brief messages and memes to someone you hardly ever chat to in the hopes that you'll return and rekindle the relationship when you're ready, or simply because you want to catch up with them later because you're busy at the moment.

Im currently bookmarking Stacy on Instagram in hopes i can hang out with her in the future. she's reacting to my memes really well and i think we can restart our relationship once i get the new job.

by Mlgpro460 November 30, 2023