The gayest anime ever. AND I MEAN EVER!
Reasons:
1. Here you have a NINJA wearing bright orange. Fuckin' bright orange? That will never blend in.
2. Next thing... he goes around yelling "BELIEVE IT!" what the fuck? Ninjas are sapose to be silent I thought.
3. Then their is this chick with pink hair and some fag she likes.
4. Quote: "Oh my god Kakashi is so hot!"
First off... his face is fucking covered how the fuck can he be hot!? and second... he's a fucking cartoon. You want somebody hot? Matt fuckin' Damon, thats hot.
5. The headbands. I fucking hate these things... such a waste of money. I like Rurouni Kenshin but do you see me drawing cross shaped scars on my left cheek? nope
If your into retards thinking their ninjas wearing bright orange yelling "BELIVE IT!" then this is for you. But if you acually have a brain you'd watch Rurouni Kenshin or play Gears of War for sevral hours.
Reasons:
1. Here you have a NINJA wearing bright orange. Fuckin' bright orange? That will never blend in.
2. Next thing... he goes around yelling "BELIEVE IT!" what the fuck? Ninjas are sapose to be silent I thought.
3. Then their is this chick with pink hair and some fag she likes.
4. Quote: "Oh my god Kakashi is so hot!"
First off... his face is fucking covered how the fuck can he be hot!? and second... he's a fucking cartoon. You want somebody hot? Matt fuckin' Damon, thats hot.
5. The headbands. I fucking hate these things... such a waste of money. I like Rurouni Kenshin but do you see me drawing cross shaped scars on my left cheek? nope
If your into retards thinking their ninjas wearing bright orange yelling "BELIVE IT!" then this is for you. But if you acually have a brain you'd watch Rurouni Kenshin or play Gears of War for sevral hours.
by Naruto should suck Matt Damon's dick June 13, 2007
Idiot:I love Naruto!
Genius:Naruto Sucks
Idiot:It doesn`t!
Genius:Watched the tv show?
Idiot:No
Genius: Watch It!
1 day later......
Genius:Hello Naruto Lover!
Idiot:What`s Naruto?What`s a Lover?What does Hello mean?
Beware! Naruto Brainwashes You!
Its for 2 year olds!
Genius:Naruto Sucks
Idiot:It doesn`t!
Genius:Watched the tv show?
Idiot:No
Genius: Watch It!
1 day later......
Genius:Hello Naruto Lover!
Idiot:What`s Naruto?What`s a Lover?What does Hello mean?
Beware! Naruto Brainwashes You!
Its for 2 year olds!
by Snowswipes April 09, 2007
A fairly mainstream anime with many:
1. annoying fillers
2. it's on going anime/manga series that continues on and never progresses just like the DBZ series.
3.a good manga/anime back in the days.
4.caught on in the USA recently really a couple years back
5.loyal fans that follow and trail it's messy and lacking story.
6.stolen the souls of many kids who are 14 and down who all think it's the best "cartoon" in the world.Which all lead their parents into going to BAM or Borders into buying the latest manga so they can get ahead of everyone else and the anime.
7. has the most spawning game counts up next to the DBZ, Bleach franchise
8. an unbelieveable amount of cosplayers at conventions.
9. created the 'otaku' in the states.
10. MADCRAZY MAINSTREAM
11. The next Pokemon until it dies down again, and soon enough the USA series will catch up with Japan's series and will start to rape the world of all it's awesomeness.
12. the most annoying merchandise to see at Wallmart, Hottopic, and Fanclub
13. kids who wear Naruto headbands in stores,malls,and schools. they FAIL.
1. annoying fillers
2. it's on going anime/manga series that continues on and never progresses just like the DBZ series.
3.a good manga/anime back in the days.
4.caught on in the USA recently really a couple years back
5.loyal fans that follow and trail it's messy and lacking story.
6.stolen the souls of many kids who are 14 and down who all think it's the best "cartoon" in the world.Which all lead their parents into going to BAM or Borders into buying the latest manga so they can get ahead of everyone else and the anime.
7. has the most spawning game counts up next to the DBZ, Bleach franchise
8. an unbelieveable amount of cosplayers at conventions.
9. created the 'otaku' in the states.
10. MADCRAZY MAINSTREAM
11. The next Pokemon until it dies down again, and soon enough the USA series will catch up with Japan's series and will start to rape the world of all it's awesomeness.
12. the most annoying merchandise to see at Wallmart, Hottopic, and Fanclub
13. kids who wear Naruto headbands in stores,malls,and schools. they FAIL.
Mainstreamkid1:"OMG I SAW NARUTO LAST NIGHT! BELIEVE IT! i is so teh kuhlest animefanz eva!!!! ninjastar ninjastar"
Coolrealanimefan:"STFU and hang yourself on a tree."
or
Someonewhostilllovestthismanga/anime: "Stay away from the american version and stick to the original it pwns."
Formerfan: "I told myself that but I got bored and pissed off with it anyway... I grew up and started to watch manly animes!"
Someonewhostilllovestthismanga/anime: "I should do that too."
Narutard: I LUV narooto!
Me: You need to die.
Narutard: I will!<333
Coolrealanimefan:"STFU and hang yourself on a tree."
or
Someonewhostilllovestthismanga/anime: "Stay away from the american version and stick to the original it pwns."
Formerfan: "I told myself that but I got bored and pissed off with it anyway... I grew up and started to watch manly animes!"
Someonewhostilllovestthismanga/anime: "I should do that too."
Narutard: I LUV narooto!
Me: You need to die.
Narutard: I will!<333
by Ru0ma September 24, 2007
Facts:
Naruto is a zombie of a show that just won't seem to die. It now holds the spot of the most popular manga on the world, and has three movies and three hundred episodes.
Naruto is a zombie of a show that just won't seem to die. It now holds the spot of the most popular manga on the world, and has three movies and three hundred episodes.
What people think of Naruto
Opinions (starting with mine)
An overrated anime that is targeted at young boys between 7 and 12 years of age. Older fans do exist, although they are rarer. If looking for a better anime, try Eureka Seven, Last Exile, Zero No Tsukaima Vandread, Evangellion, or Elemental Gelade.
Opinions (fans)
Great anime! Watch it. It's great, beleive it!
Opinions (haters)
Loved by fags and otakus that have no lives, and by teenage girls who like yaoi.
Opinions (starting with mine)
An overrated anime that is targeted at young boys between 7 and 12 years of age. Older fans do exist, although they are rarer. If looking for a better anime, try Eureka Seven, Last Exile, Zero No Tsukaima Vandread, Evangellion, or Elemental Gelade.
Opinions (fans)
Great anime! Watch it. It's great, beleive it!
Opinions (haters)
Loved by fags and otakus that have no lives, and by teenage girls who like yaoi.
by Elan Vitar July 23, 2009
A character in an anime. A ninja-in-training that believes that wearing a bright orange jumpsuit constitutes to stealth.
by piroko.megatokyo May 22, 2008
by Naruto fans March 02, 2019
An anime/cartoon which people obsess over because he is so "powerful" when in real life he would probably die from a Glock 17.
by Banh_Bag November 06, 2020