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queef muffle

it was her first time with him so she prepared her queef muffle to avoid embarassment z
by thedreadeddan December 2, 2011
mugGet the queef mufflemug.

muffle shuffle

Johnny: Yo, what happened on your date?
Me: I did the muffle shuffle with Margaret!
by Dick Prospersous December 16, 2010
mugGet the muffle shufflemug.

muffle lopper

one of the most insulting names you can call anyone!
omg! steve is such a muffle lopper!
by der gelbe bananen January 18, 2008
mugGet the muffle loppermug.

Muffle Pants

Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.

The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.
I can see the lips moving, but can't hear what they are saying
by Rodolphe May 19, 2005
mugGet the Muffle Pantsmug.

Truck Muffling

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.
I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.
by GrundleStiltskin69 January 6, 2020
mugGet the Truck Mufflingmug.

muffled fart

When a male eats out a females butt and she happens to fart.
hey jan wanna go and give me a muffled fart
by goldbrood77 May 28, 2008
mugGet the muffled fartmug.

Muffle Hump

When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.
“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”
by poisoned poet February 23, 2022
mugGet the Muffle Humpmug.

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