micropenis

A tree getting raped by a dog

Look at that micropenis! ewww!

by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024

Micropenis

I penis that you need a microscope to see

Sir you have a case of micropenis

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

micropenis

small pp that can it in my computer

Hey dad, do I have a micropenis?

by YO man john April 25, 2019

Micropenis

A transgender man’s hormone-enlarged clit before gender reassignment surgery.

“Damn man I was on the hub yesterday and I saw a video of some bitch playing with his micropenis while he got railed .”
“What was the tag?? That’s really hot, I love boy cunt.”

by Puppyboy69 March 10, 2022

MicroPenis

Nick Oquendo

Nick has a MicroPenis

by Ehhddheurheh January 20, 2020

Micropenis

When you’ve played fantasy football for 16 years but you have the same record as they guy who joined just to make jokes and drink beer.

Haha, that micropenis talks a lot of shit for a guy who’s 1 and 7.

by Jarvis Javar javarius Jamar October 29, 2018

Micropenis

When you go onto a discored chat and two guys are sending song lyrics.

will: *sends song lyric*

eliza: will, you have such a micropenis

by ehlizea February 13, 2019