melon

I am melon

Melon is the hottest

by Fuckme69420 August 24, 2021

Melonism

A group filled with Melon worshipers who smite the non Melon lovers

“Do you want to join Melonism and worship melons”
“No”
“MELON MAN, SMITE HIM!”

by Holy Knight of the melons June 22, 2022

Melons

What life gives you if you're dyslexic

Me:when life gives you melons you might be dyslexic

Everest:Shut up

by BATMAN!!!!!! March 13, 2018

melon

A fantastic blowjob. See also: head succ becky

Dude, sometimes you just need some really good melon to get your mind off of things.

by Verber April 9, 2018

melons

The worst possible hand in poker.

The nuts is the best possible hand.

For example there is Ace King 2 3 4 on board, the melons would be 5 6.

by hitch September 29, 2005

Melons

Juicy big boobs

I got juicy melons

by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020

melon

shortened form of "meddling" or "meddling with"

don't be melon me
or i'm finna melon that cat over therre"

by dirty rob February 23, 2003