National grab ass day v.2 May 31st

This day is the second day of the year that a you will be able to grab any girls or boys ass you want

Yo im excited to grab her ass again because it is national grab ass day v.2 May 31st!!

by Frostytrip May 18, 2019

May 31st

the day when the sexiest person alive (who's name starts with an 'A') was born <3

Hey, their birthday is on May 31st, they must be super sexc.

by shutuppleaseayeothabkyiu May 5, 2021

May 31st 2004

The day the man with the smallest penis was born... Mr. Men. Also known as Mr. Men Day!

Person 1: Hey, it's May 31st 2004, Keshav was born!
Person 2: Oh, Keshav, as in Mr. Men? It's Mr. Men Day!

by Brin Bib October 31, 2019

May 31st

National kiss your crush day!
Yep shoot your shot.
I know your to scared 😱

Hey today is may 31st.
Okay and?
It’s national kiss your crush day.
Uh okay?
Your my crush.

by AbCdEfGh1.2.3.4.5 May 29, 2021

May 31st

Suck dick on trampoline day

Yo bro it’s may 31st wanna go trampolining

by Love kids October 17, 2019

May 31st

National suck dick on trampoline day

Omg it’s may 31st grab your land and suck his dick on the trampoline

by Love kids October 17, 2019

May 31st, 11:59 PM

the moment before disaster, the moment before everyone you know and love will become gay, it is inevitable, fear it at all costs

its May 31st, 11:59 PM, goodbye everyone
*becomes gay*

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022