May 13th

Drink plenty of water day. Please remember to stay hydrated every day, but especially today!

Yesterday I drank water because I was thirsty and hydration is important. Today I'm drinking water for those reasons but also because it's May 13th

by Freshlybakedsadness May 13, 2021

May 13th

National make out with Chiara day!

Person: its may 13th, chiara probably has so many bitches rn.
Chiara: 1,2,3,4 I can count all my whores.

by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 12, 2022

May 13th

The national day of choking and making out with YOUR partner. THE BOTTOM HAS TO MAKE OUT WITH THE TOP FOR IT TO BE CONSIDERED CORRECT!

YES I CAN FINALLY CHOKE AND MAKE OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY! May 13th - A free pass to choke and make out with YOUR partner

by Addisons bitch May 12, 2022

NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY MAY 13TH

It’s whenever you be a dick to everyone

People ask people when is NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY May 13TH

by Steve dumb April 29, 2021

May 13th

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.

Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Chains9 May 12, 2022

may 13th

may 13th is suck fanny day.

boy: what’s the day today
girl: it’s may 13th,national suck fanny day.
boy: oh okay

girl: what u waiting for come here and suck my fanny.

by queeeeerrrr69 May 13, 2022

May 13th

National ass pic day. On May 13th you gotta send an ass pic if someone asks.

You: Send ass piv?
Them: no
You: but it’s may 13th
Them: *sends ass pic*

by Argargargass May 13, 2022