jaeden.martells.wife

the best person on earth and very funny 🥺☝🏼why the hell does the finger look like that, anyways she is someone you want in your life 👹

you: i don’t know who jaeden.martells.wife is

me: that’s to bad 🙄

by thismightbejae June 2, 2021

Martel College

Ninth and newest residential college at Rice University.

Martel College is the best college at Rice!

Martel just won Beer Run!

by Martel Kombat December 19, 2004

marzella

Marzella is another word for 'Wankstain' someone who is very controversial and likes to piss off there friends by making dickhead new ones

Man, that guy is such a marzella

by hoocha April 4, 2008

Martella

Surname; derivative of the Italian/Jersey word for "hammer".

Martellas are recognized for their life skillz, intelligence, technical prowess, good looks, mainframe- operating proficiency, beast-mode abilities, and social expertise.

A penchant for sweet shit (esp. weaponry) is a common trait among the descendants of the Martella clan. Martellas prefer pizza- based food products, but occasionally will go out to eat for some dank Vietnamese.

Well known Martellas include the SUPERMARTELLABROTHERS (SMB): professional urban guerillas, street racers, and disc golfers, as well as lesser-known Vincent Martella, from Everybody Hates Chris.

there are no examples that can be put into writing that accurately describe the epicness of thinking about or just being in the presence of a Martella.

by themagnificentslevin May 20, 2011

martelly

It's an Italian word and your awesome and beautiful and not real sure what your purpose in life is but your determined to find out

My last name is martelly

by Dr.danfran January 26, 2017

tracy martel

nickname for trixie mattel, the drag queen, originating from someone accidentally calling her name wrong when introducing her.

up next; miss tracy martel, with her song "moving parts"!

by virgay January 22, 2019

Martelle

The art of cock blocking one's self or failing to take an obvious hint with a member of the opposite gender

I was with a girl on the weekend but i totally did a Martelle

by Mwils May 2, 2014