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Martin Bashir's thrice-weekly routine of hiring a transgendered sex worker (often former CNN correspondent and sex toy enthusiast Richard Quest) to dress up like Sarah Palin and defecate into his mouth.

Originally coined by Fox News Host Greg Gutfeld.

Why does Martin Bashir pay so much for a hot marty? Because it's the only way he can get off, and Bill Schulz sucks.

by Gunnar Gutfeld December 10, 2013

Marty Jannetty

The member of a pair destined for lesser things. A reference to the 80's and 90's wrestling tag team The Rockers. Shawn Michaels went on to greatness, while Marty Jannetty faded into obscurity.

"That guy from Wham who wasn't George Michael was totally the Marty Jannetty of that group."

"Bob Odenkirk was the Marty Jannetty of Mr. Show."

"In the end, Emilio Estevez was the Marty Jannetty of Martin Sheen's kids."

by Perry Normal April 8, 2010

Party Marty

Creeper

Girl: "You touch my coochie?"

Party Marty: "Yes."

by partycooch October 8, 2010

Marty Dog

A Marty Dog is a tall ginger male whore, someone who really enjoys sex with either females or males, most have unibrows and scraggly beards. Sometimes are crackheads.

"I hooked up with that chick from last night!" Jim said. Mark replied, " Bro, she was a Marty Dog."

by dabombhowie May 28, 2014

marty pudd

Also known as Mudd Butt or party mudd. Direct result of drinking from the previous night... Beer shits

Fuck Marty Pudd, that dude is an asshole

by purplenurples November 2, 2009

Marty Mcflyed

To walk backwards from a person/persons (who are trying to catch you) on a roof top, and just falling/dropping off the ledge. The person/persons assume your dead, but out of nowhere you hover up on an flying craft and escape.

Marty Mcfly escapes the old Biff by falling off the tower, and being saved by Doc Brown in the time machine. Hence the term "Marty Mcflyed"

by Endless1013 November 21, 2013

Marty Stu

The male version of a Mary Sue. Usually super strong and muscular, extremely attractive, everyone likes him except for the evil bad guys who only ever focus on Marty Stu instead of themselves, you get it.

I tried to enjoy the book that my aunt gave to me as a gift, but alas, the protagonist was too much of a Marty Stu for my taste.

by nlolhere February 24, 2021