City Situated in north-west england. The city centre is full of diverse cultures and friendly people. Famous for its sports teams and stadiums. The football does cause trouble thow, usuall between manchester and liverpool, (visited liverpool this year, and it was lovely. And yes, i am a manc.)

However, the city (as most, largley populated citys do) does have its ghettos. Which, is most used as the steriotype of the city, see: tameside.
"Manchester's like london, but with more trees, and rain."

"get the brolly its leathering it down"

by jakejakejake October 13, 2005
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The greatest city in the UK with the greatest football club, ever
"Manchester United won the premiership again..."

*Yawn* "Just another year gone by..."
by Dev H May 11, 2005
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Manchester Is in the north west of England!!
V.popular place!
Rains alot!
But is a great city
In the Words Of Ian Brown
'Manchester has everything but a beach'
by Leanne<3 August 23, 2006
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My favourite city in England and my home.

A great place, not as mad as London and has a wide variety of shops, restaurants and attractions.

Home of Manchester United and the Manchester 2002 Commonwealth Games.
And now for todays weather forcast.

Manchester; rain, 7 degrees celcius.

Just right.
by Monkeyseat June 6, 2005
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A cool cosmopolitan city in the north west england, which is home to many rich celebrities, football teams, Harvey NIchols, 2 selfridges, the Trafford Centre and so much more.
Its just a shame the narrow minded Scousers cant see past their flea ridden, chav invaded so called city.
A small sketch showing the difference in class between a young man from manchester, and his Scouse equivelent

Mancunnian: "Excuse me kind Sir, do you have a light for my cigerette?
Scouser: "is you calling me mam? Cos if you are, I is gonna deck ya in ya wanker"

SEE THE DIFFERENCE IN CLASS???
by Martin Adshead July 21, 2006
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The capital of the North (screw you Liverpool!).

The only place I know and have access to where chavs/townies aren't in the majority.

Manchester has the best shopping malls ever!

The proud home of Canal Street.

Some of the best bands come from Manchester.

Full of sexy people.
Manchester is too sexy for you.
by Sarah O'Rourke August 29, 2007
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