by RedDragoon August 5, 2006
Get the shoot my penis mug."Thats what she said" is getting old. So the new phrase "Like my penis" or in more appropriate words, "Like my wiener" was established to take its place. It's used in a similer way to "Thats what she said"
Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"
Whenever someone says something that could also be referring to a penis, you say, "Like my penis"
Girl#1- Oh my gosh, this test is soooo hard!
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!
^^^^It's the same thing
Girl#2- LIKE MY PENIS!!!!!
...or
Girl#2- LIKE MY WIENER!!!!!
^^^^It's the same thing
by CATday August 3, 2011
Get the Like My Penis mug.by meowhahahahohohohosanta February 6, 2019
Get the u succ my penis mug.What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there
Works everytime
Works everytime
by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020
Get the why is my penis big mug.To have a removable and/or detachable penis that has the ability to ejaculate while in portable mode. The balls remain.
To take someones penis is similar to cock block, or stoppping someone from having a sexual intercourse with a female, males don't count (this word is not meant for homos).
To take someones penis is similar to cock block, or stoppping someone from having a sexual intercourse with a female, males don't count (this word is not meant for homos).
by TheKilla,justjoking November 21, 2010
Get the dont take my penis mug.by Wes Short October 10, 2004
Get the Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie mug.Suggesting that One is intruding in another person's personal affairs. More like "mind your own business"
"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"
Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person
"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down
"Hey man, are you still banging those 3 girls"
"man stfu, and get off my penis"
Also,
When a person is being extremely bothersome in trying too hard to impress a person
"did you like how I painted your house,washed your car, and cut your grass?"
"You are ALL UP ON my penis"...calm down
by Tru3k1 October 2, 2007
Get the off my penis mug.