mp

A part of the ever-popular "text language" to say that you pronounced a word in your head. "mind pronounced" or "mind pronounce."

Miguel: I ate my cereal w/o milk this morning

LaBrandon: you mean "melk"

Miguel: you always make fun of my pronounciation. i mp'd it "melk" though

LaBrandon: What?

Miguel: Mind pronounced it

by LaBrandon May 22, 2009

mp

magic power the amount offen use with hp

i dont have enough mp to cast that spell

by k.la petterson February 27, 2005

MPS

Stands for "Memes Per Second".
This refers to how many memes may be uploaded to a server or holder per second.

Billy was banned from the server because he exceeded the MPS limit.

by BiL Ka April 05, 2017

mps

Verb. To goof up. To make a complete fool of one's self.

Noun. An idiot or a goof. One who partakes in stupid acts.

Matt: So I was trying to catch the ball when I mpsed and ran into a concrete pole.

Nicholas: Wow. What a total MPS!

by Important man February 10, 2003

MPS

MPS(Mud Puddle Submarine)- While dipping on Copenhagen, you spit on the girls ass hole making a small puddle and then stick your dick in her ass, as if a submarine was submerging underwater.

"Last night I MPS this random snaggle cause she didn't have KY"

by stevenson bitches dot com September 11, 2007

Mp

Mp is a gang located in England

Robber 1: Yo let’s go ask these mans for the time and then rob their phone

Robber 2: Nah fam that’s Mp Chubz and Mp AzA

by The big Moscow July 26, 2019

MPS

Acronym: Miserable Prick Syndrome
A medical illness term for when you become a miserable prick for no reason. Comparable to a woman’s, But for men

Charlie got hungry and had to wait a few hours to eat so MPS kicked in.

Charlie ate Chick-fil-A, and suddenly he had a case of MPS.

by BristolRx May 13, 2020