“I traded a bunch of Ethereum for this new altcoin. I bought some within a couple hours of launch, so hopefully it drops a few zeroes and I make some serious mooney.” —DBPSGPAB
by DBPSGPAB May 21, 2021

he is a very salty person very direspectful and loves eggs him and foskin are chums and bum eachother all day and him and his dad put eggs up eachothers ass
by mooneysegg February 28, 2017

by By the real Nip Nurpin November 26, 2023

Nickname for the best person ever, she's one of the kindest people in the world but only her sister can call her Mooney bc it's important and special nickname <3
Someone: "has your sista drank enough water today?"
Mooney's sista: "Yes, Mooney drank enough water so she won't die today :D"
Mooney's sista: "Yes, Mooney drank enough water so she won't die today :D"
by Uni sushi :D May 13, 2021

A person who is your best friend for almost two years and then after winter break they change into a complete and utter B**CH. You have a crush on them and they have a crush on you too. You finally actually tell them and they ghost you. You ask them to a dance and they say that they're not available on that day. You are in class together for both of those two years. You have so many inside jokes about a kid who moved and was rude to you and him. You give him your number and he just ghosts you even more. And then you moved and he changed so much and you don't have a crush on the current him but still have a crush on the old him.
You: I really like Tyler Dunkin Mooney he's so nice.
Two years later
You: He is so rude and he changed so much.
Two years later
You: He is so rude and he changed so much.
by Very VeryAnonymous November 28, 2019

Quite possible the gayest combination of cum guzzling wanna-be-rich kids. Encounters with Mooney kids include Failed athletes, sub 3 Gpa's, no bitches, white claw gladiators, feins, and the flatest most ratchet girls to exist.
by Macaroni and Miller October 6, 2021
