Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.
Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
by purehoetry February 11, 2025
Village in the tees valley often referred to as an inbred shit hole and home to a number of youths riding round on noisy mopeds and what appears to be a petrol mobility scooter. These youths will be found mainly hanging round the local co-op through all hours of the day (and night)
by Kate dandy October 03, 2021
Usually an un-circumsised, homosexual who likes to get shagged knee deep by a black prince. Middleton refers to the middle of two cocks; aka eiffel tower of two black princes
by Joshua Alberto May 12, 2020
Middleton is the name of a person that is naive, easily controlled and switches character every time they are with someone else, this could be when they hang out with their girlfriend or boyfriend compared to how they act with you.
by A_De_Large_2 August 05, 2021
This is the dream holiday for the gypsy kings,and if you have an electric scooter please marry me,ps my gas has just rang out I need penny’s I will sell all of my belongings single bag of Avon, Steven my personal bodyguard has just nacked someone at kasa shops for giving his wife fishy fingers, this place is the definition of poverty
by SeacroftboyzLS14 September 27, 2023
a town in wisconsin that sucks the life out of you. You get high or walk around aimlessly and go to walmart for fun. Full of Karens and highschoolers. The downtown is nice though but a bit expensive and small.
by Soggy oatmeal September 16, 2020
Noun - A Middleton (Plural - Middletons) is a member of a special clique of middle children who associates closely and exclusively with fellow middle children and shares a special emotional connection with another middle child.
Verb - To be accepted as a member of the special Middleton clique and exhibit traits of a middle child.
The word was coined by Powei and Ronald in 2019 who, by definition, are the world’s pioneer Middletons.
Verb - To be accepted as a member of the special Middleton clique and exhibit traits of a middle child.
The word was coined by Powei and Ronald in 2019 who, by definition, are the world’s pioneer Middletons.
Noun- I am finally getting married t my dream Middleton partner.
Meeting another Middleton is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Verb - I Middleton you
Powei and Ronald are the first people to be Middletonned.
Meeting another Middleton is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Verb - I Middleton you
Powei and Ronald are the first people to be Middletonned.
by Ronald-X February 29, 2020