Longhorn High Five

When two males are having intercourse with one female at the same time. The female is giving slobbery felatio to one male while the other one is bumping uglies (vaginal or anal) with her from behind. Before the males have their sweet eruption of ejaculate, they lock arms above the female - resembling a Texas Longhorn Bovine. This term might be more relevant and used in the Southwest region.

"Last night me and my homeboy were banging this chick: he was getting some head while I was pounding it out from behind. We reared back and reached across the bitch and slapped a high five. It totally looked like a Longhorn. Then me and my homey came all over her face. We so pulled a Longhorn High Five on that chick."

by DFenestrator November 12, 2009

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texas longhorn prankster

A game made up by FH5 while he had cherry desert

Jake do you play Texas longhorn Prankster

by YungGravey November 19, 2018

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Longhorn language

the way people try to sensor what they're saying but they know damn well they be doin it too
-symptoms of longhorn language are
-being a hypocrite
-being retarded
-being mentally retarded

-being PHYSICALLY retarded

-being a jock
-being a nerd
-#8 there is no #8
-being single
-writing lists... imma stop now

hey hey kid longhorn language!!! ...hypocrite

by thememeist February 17, 2016

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latex longhorn

Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)

Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes

by Mr. Fansworth January 12, 2014

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