Skip to main content

When God Gives You Lemons...

YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

From the Power Thirst commerical.
Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.
by [The Creator] January 29, 2008
mugGet the When God Gives You Lemons... mug.

when life gives you lemons

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson
While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*

so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons
by Alessmax June 11, 2011
mugGet the when life gives you lemons mug.

Jar Of Lemons

American Alt-Rock Band best known for their hit song "Jeff". They currently have 4 unreleased albums: "Deep Void", "2 Dudes McWalkin'", "Unoriginals", and "What?". They are heavily inspired by the band "Weezer". Jar Of Lemons is notorious for delaying their albums. Their fans are waiting for one to release, and their are getting impatient. One day they will be appreciated for taking extra time to finish their albums.
Have you heard of Jar Of Lemons? They're pretty underground.
by Trombonewithsocksoverhisjeans February 19, 2021
mugGet the Jar Of Lemons mug.

Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons

Said once in Pokimane's stream. Means that something was/is easy
Pokimane: Let's go we got the kills.

Random player: That was easy peezy squeez my lemons
by School sucks dilliam October 5, 2021
mugGet the Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons mug.

Warrior Cat Lemons

Fanfictions about cats from the book series Warrior Cats having sex
Me: John is such weirdo
Bob: No he is not!
Me: He reads warrior cat lemons...
Bob: I stand corrected. What the fuck john
by Thetntteam January 24, 2023
mugGet the Warrior Cat Lemons mug.

Fresh Lemons

A term meaning something along the lines of "cool beans" or awesome.
"Did you see that awesome movie last night?"
"Yeah, it was some fresh lemons.
by megster12345678 November 2, 2010
mugGet the Fresh Lemons mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email