laney marie danzeisen

The best person in the world and if you’re reading this you probably go to my school or just really weird.
by Dumb but still smart Blonde November 05, 2020
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Laney High School

A high school in Wilmington, N.C. that Michael Jordan attended. Despite being a filming spot of such gay shows as Dawson's Creek and One Tree Hill, Laney High is actually infested with drugs, crime, and assholes. Recently failing a inspection with a 70% out of 100, Laney is revered as a dirty ass place. The school is racially mixed, with an even ratio of black and white students. Due to some students being residents of Wilmington's roughest projects, and some students being rich assholes, Laney is a crazy place to go to school. Laney is located across the street from the neighboorhood North Chase.
jim " Oh your from Wilmington, what High School did you go to?"
justin "Laney High School"
jim "That place is fucking disgusting dude, i thought they knocked it down in '92"
justin "Nope, try going there asshole"
by fuckthepoliceanda502 April 15, 2009
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Laney high school

Laney high school . A trash ass fucking school infested with horn ball niggas who rape bitches when they drunk & stupid crackers who think physical abuse is a turn on .... prostitute niggas on the street near market & princess all go to laney & sell they pussy for a few dollars !! It’s gangs and fake bangers .. it’s rich white people who call “bummy days “ , a full face of make up hair done with a hoodie 😂... overall u do not wanna go here , u will get forced to suck dick under the stair case .. u will be finnesed out a juul and your grades will drop . If u come here beware of the teachers who have criminal records and principles who buy students nudes ...
Omg ... u go to laney high school ? Isn’t that where that teacher raped that 15 year old girl after he found out she stole his sons juul .
by Lexus rice January 03, 2019
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national bully laney day

every year on October 27th you have to bully any friend(s) named laney
Girl: you are a fat pig
Laney: why did you say that?
Girl: it is national bully laney day. no hate
by wasian329 September 19, 2021
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dirty laney

someone who shoves their skin peeling feet into partners rear end.
by Hankleton July 09, 2022
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Laney

A Laney is You're a true entertainer, you like to be the center of attention, and you have a big heart. You're an over-thinker who doesn't like to sit still, which means most of your day is spent procrastinating on a task that should only take 15 minutes to complete. Still, you've accomplished a lot in life and are driven by success. You see the best in people and desperately want to be liked by everyone. Even if it may take some time, you eventually win most people over because of your kind and well-meaning tendencies. You are not a softie if someone is being bullied or something bad happens you will take them down, you are a out going women that can’t live without being loved.
Girl 1:Who’s that

Girl 2: that’s Laney she would be a good friend you should talk to her
Dude 1: wow she’s hot

Dude 2: yea you should watch out tho she not to mess with
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Laney

My punk <3
Laney is my punk fr
by Aowidhe August 06, 2022
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