laney marie danzeisen

The best person in the world and if you’re reading this you probably go to my school or just really weird.

Laney Marie Danzeisen is the best no doubt lmao!

by Dumb but still smart Blonde November 5, 2020

Laney High School

A high school in Wilmington, N.C. that Michael Jordan attended. Despite being a filming spot of such gay shows as Dawson's Creek and One Tree Hill, Laney High is actually infested with drugs, crime, and assholes. Recently failing a inspection with a 70% out of 100, Laney is revered as a dirty ass place. The school is racially mixed, with an even ratio of black and white students. Due to some students being residents of Wilmington's roughest projects, and some students being rich assholes, Laney is a crazy place to go to school. Laney is located across the street from the neighboorhood North Chase.

jim " Oh your from Wilmington, what High School did you go to?"
justin "Laney High School"
jim "That place is fucking disgusting dude, i thought they knocked it down in '92"
justin "Nope, try going there asshole"

by fuckthepoliceanda502 April 15, 2009

Laney high school

Laney high school . A trash ass fucking school infested with horn ball niggas who rape bitches when they drunk & stupid crackers who think physical abuse is a turn on .... prostitute niggas on the street near market & princess all go to laney & sell they pussy for a few dollars !! It’s gangs and fake bangers .. it’s rich white people who call “bummy days “ , a full face of make up hair done with a hoodie 😂... overall u do not wanna go here , u will get forced to suck dick under the stair case .. u will be finnesed out a juul and your grades will drop . If u come here beware of the teachers who have criminal records and principles who buy students nudes ...

Omg ... u go to laney high school ? Isn’t that where that teacher raped that 15 year old girl after he found out she stole his sons juul .

by Lexus rice January 2, 2019

national bully laney day

every year on October 27th you have to bully any friend(s) named laney

Girl: you are a fat pig
Laney: why did you say that?
Girl: it is national bully laney day. no hate

by wasian329 September 19, 2021

Laney

My punk <3

Laney is my punk fr

by Aowidhe August 6, 2022

dirty laney

someone who shoves their skin peeling feet into partners rear end.

I did a dirty laney last night

by Hankleton July 9, 2022

Laney

Laney is a really funny, happy person. She is very passionate about the things she loves, and she loves having people around her. She's always open to new friends, and she's genuinely happy with herself. People love Laney, and they want to be by her side! She may be shy at first, but she's very joyful and honest once you get to know her. People often find her hilarious, and she's a very fun person to be around.

Person 1: Hey, is that your sister? She's really funny!
Person 2: Yeah, her name's Laney!"

by Smartie_427 September 18, 2022