Lincolns Log

1. A doo-doo

2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.

1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.

2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.

by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010

Lincoln Logging

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.

Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

by theallknowingnostradamus March 12, 2011

Lincoln Logs

Skidmarks times ten! Turds in your pants as if you didn't wipe your ass or even worse make it to the toilet at all!

Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 4, 2007

Lincoln-Logging

Much like running a train, you and your friends take turns defecating on a girl's chest and stomach region until some type of crude structure is formed by the feces.

After feeding her ungodly amounts of booze, I was finally able to convince her to let me and my friends do some Lincoln-Logging in her dorm room.

by eops November 1, 2009

Lincoln Logging

When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.

I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.

by SallyCockidilly October 30, 2013

Lincoln Logging

When 5 or more black men get in a close circle and stack all of their penises on top of one another, similar to the kids toy.

Lincoln logging is a very popular past time in the hood.

by T.P. for my bunghole October 24, 2017

Lincolin log poopy

A poop that floats above the water in the toliet and releases a large ammount of stench.
You create a lincolin log poopy by layering the toilet water with tolet paper and then taking a shit in a log form and it will become supported by the toilet water and poke out of the toilet.

"Hey man look at that lincolin log poopy I left in that stall."

by Phill De Conick May 13, 2005