Austrian Kneebump

A masochistic act of selfinflicted pain.
Have an injured calf muscle and then walk knee first into a table, bending your knee too far and feeling the pain.

"Oh yeah, i just did the Austrian Kneebump, gimme more, Mistress"

by wildcard.institute August 19, 2022

The Great Kneey Knauer

The Great Kneey Knauer lives in the heart of Knauers, Pennsylvania. He requires you to rub your fist on your knees when you pass the exit along US Route 222. While you rub your fist on your knees, you must chant "Kneey Knauer's" and chant faster and faster until you pass the exit. If you don't do as required, The Great Kneey Knauer will curse you.

You must obey The Great Kneey Knauer or be cursed.

by Iissokewl December 31, 2023