kerkering

Making the worst possible mistake at the worst possible time; making a dumb mistake that leads to devastation or loss; choking in the moment.

Dave desperately wanted to win the race and was ahead in the final seconds, but his kerkering lead him straight into a tree before the finish line.

“I hope that one day the Seattle Mariners stop kerkering and finally make it into the World Series!”

by Katya Eye October 9, 2025

the kellening

When an egotistical front man robs 100k from his fans just to fire the band who earned him those fans after the fact.

The downfall of Stacked Like Pancakes and brass rock as we know it.

Man, pancakes were pretty tastey until the kellening happened.

by MaverickLobster October 4, 2018

Keds Of Kedderingtown

3 Keds, By the names of DaBoban, Costco Pizza, and GFUELDRINKER69 have created a town named Keds Of Kedderingtown.

*NELK BOYS GROUPCHAT*
Kyle: Yo boys we should send it to the KOK house party tn eh?

Steve: KOK?

Kyles: Keds Of Kedderingtown, never heard of it?

Steve: Ohhh yeah i have… yea i’m down

Salim: same here bro haven’t been there yet, heard it’s a banger!

Steve: Don’t they have pizza there?

Kyle: Not just any pizza, COSTCO Pizza!!!

Salim: Bet i’m starving

Steve & Kyle: shut up you fucking Nigger!

Kyle: Any Spics wanna pull up with us? we got Modelos for u spics!

The spics: Word amigo

Kyle, Steve, and Salim: we aren’t leaving let, Nigga we’re eating lol.

Kyle: just make sure to bring a couple ronas eh?

Steve: Fa Sho

by BigCOCKDADDY! June 1, 2021