Kenyan

Kenyan, a person to cheat on their partner. When meeting a Kenyan, act like you're the boss. They tend to lie a lot.
"I heard Kenyan cheated on his girl he never talked to.''

''Wow, what an asshole.''
by mr_word_dude April 30, 2019
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kenyan christmas

AN action. When you shove a bong into your rectal cavity and allow the smoke to flow through your body.
Person 1:"My dear fellow would you like to adjourn to my abode for a Kenyan Christmas?"
Person 2:"Why yes my good flow."
by MornAfterKill July 10, 2017
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Kenyan Croissant

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.
Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.

Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
by Bubba n Ralph May 05, 2023
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kenyan playboy

Jacob (yacob) maybe a chef maybe a good Christian boy. Maybe too short.
He’s a playboy, but not an American one. He’s a Kenyan playboy
by Hellur December 28, 2021
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Kenyan Tribe

When u form a line with 20 or more people, play shitty music, and tell people about how awful your life was back in Kenya. (Even though most people in the line have never been to or thought about going to Kenya)
Guy: Look at those idiots walking down the street playing that god awful music. If they continue I'll be forced to get the rope and end my life
Other Guy: That's the Kenyan Tribe. Those idiots are only out once every 15 years.
by The_real_Mustard_man667 August 01, 2017
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Kenyan Fingerbang

When a guy shits in a girl on her periods vagina and then you scoop it out and feed it to her
I just gave this snowbunny my little kenyan fingerbang and had a wild orgasm.
by TheDrainDoctor August 19, 2024
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angry kenyans

Angry kenyans is a group founded on the games platform known as ROBLOX. It started out as an inside joke as two friends were playing the famous ROBLOX game known as Apocalypse Rising.
Friend 1; Shit, players headed north!
Friend 2; Why are they going so fucking fast? They must be angry kenyans!
by SlouseRBX March 04, 2017
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