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Kensington

Kensington is really great. She brings people snacks and respects their snack a licious privacies and when you’re sick she’ll bring you takis . She’ll let you eat as much as you want but not if your name is Eden , she won’t let that happen. Only if your name is Nicole, she also is in love with Eden they are happily married somewhere in the city living their dream glorious homeless life.
Dude 1 : yo I’m sick and hungry

Dude 2: GO TO KENSINGTON SHE HAS TAKISSSSS
Dude 1: YAYAYAYAYYAYA
Kensington by ROOFROOF3000 November 10, 2022
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Kensington Juan

A person who masterbate to feet pics from Anthony Bourdain, or plays last of us while drinking horse semen from a whiskey glass in his tavern with jumper cables on his nipples.
I picked up that Kensington juan from that Amish place and gave him a pink sock
Kensington Juan by Juans daddy December 18, 2025