Damn Andrew Kelley is so fucking sexy
by badpenguin47 April 5, 2011
(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.
(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.
(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.
Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.
by Tommy_D August 21, 2005
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by nat is a milf <3 December 13, 2021
Piece of shit. No one really likes him he's just always there and no one knows why and always a sarcastic piece of shit with no friends
by Verygrimcheddarcheese August 20, 2017
A teacher that is mentally unstable, has no clue what they are doing and blames random people for things that didn’t happen. She is known for such phrases as “Was that kind?”, “Was that necessary”, “Was that helpful” and “Was it honest?”
by rconboii October 12, 2019
Zachary is an amazing boy. He is funny smart and has great taste in women. At times he may seem shy until you get to know him and he becomes outgoing. Zach is a king of the bedroom he always wants to be on top, dominating with his large dick.
by Freaking pizza November 24, 2013