Kleenex fuck

You blow in it and throw it away.

I wouldn't fold her up and put her back in my pocket - she's just a Kleenex fuck.

by dabadone January 14, 2010

KleenGrip

Shopping Cart Handle Protector featuring Discount Coupons for in-store products. Provides protection from germs, great savings for Shoppers, increased product awareness and an excellent marketing opportunity for Product Manufacturers.

I am so glad my supermarket started carrying KleenGrip, now I don't have to worry about touching those nasty cart handles and I save tons on my grocery bill when I use the coupons.

by Kommander Kleen June 7, 2011

Country Kleenex

To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.

Uncle Jesse never uses a tissue when he's oustide in Southern Missouri, he just uses the Country Kleenex.

by Fancy of Chicago and Savannah December 9, 2008

Ghetto Kleenex

n. a roll of toilet paper.

"Give me some of your ghetto kleenex!" Jovan said.

by Bruce Citron October 1, 2009

Kleenexceptional

A description of a woman that is of masturbatory stature.

Faith Hill is quite Kleenexceptional.

by Bruk February 21, 2003

Kleefisch

Kleefisch: noun, the act of performing fellatio. Named for the lieutenant governor of Wisconsin.

Wisconsin hopes to lure business from Illinois by offering to give businessmen a good kleefisch.

by genie o January 21, 2011

Kleeborp

A better way to name call someone who is acting as if they are mentally disabled, i.e. to be used instead of the word retard.

From Robot Chicken's ET spoof, with the line:
"What the hell are you calling yourself ET for, you spaz? Your name's Kleeborp, Kleeborp The Retard, with only one glowing finger!"

Don't set fire to your own arse hair - what are you, some kind of Kleeborp?

by Pixie Dom August 26, 2008