ass-kissing in agreement

When one person says anything about anything, the said ass-kisser will agree with whatever the indivdual says

Individual: "Hmm, this pasta tastes bland"

Ass-kisser:"Oh yeah, so bland- very bland! geeeze what is this crap?"

Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"Woww, if that isn't a perfect example of ass-kissing in agreement, idk what is."

Person eating with Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"I know, perfect example seriously nothing could top that. You're so right."

by SmishSm0shh March 4, 2010

sister ass kiss

being nice to your sister (preferably one close to your age) in hope of hooking-up with one of her friends

joe-"why are you being so nice to your sister?"
bob-"oh, i am sister ass kissing"

by soejoto February 1, 2009

National kiss & grab ass day

Is a day to grab a girl ass and kiss her doesn’t matter if you have a (GIRL OR BOY FRIEND

walk up to a girl or boy and grab they ass and kiss them mostly a girl on National kiss & grab ass day

by Freaky man September 24, 2019

You can kiss my ass.

When someone thinks they can have a good day.

You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.

by Me will make t bad be die April 14, 2020

urban ass-kissing

when somebody uses urban dictionary to kiss somebody's ass. this is usually done by making a word that vaugely describes a person, kissing ass, then providing that person with a link to the urban dic page. then they can pretend they didnt make it, or use it as a bullshit excuse to get in to somebody's pants.

urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars

nerd: o hai guess what i found a definition that matches our relationship!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!
nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!

by anoncatlawlzftw March 22, 2010

ass kissing contest

An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.

I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

butterfly ass kiss

When somebody puts their eye as close to your ass as they can and you fart into it.

Guy: can you check to see if I have a hemorrhoid?
Girl: I don't see one
Guy: Look close I really think I have one (farts into girls eye)
Girl: I'm going to get pinkeye from that butterfly ass kiss!

by anonymous53987568 August 14, 2012