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Left hand joystick

A left hand joystick refers to masturbation in which a person who is right-handed uses his/her left hand to masturbate because they are surfing the internet for pornography using the mouse and typing up searches with their right hand. Since the majority of people are right-handed, people will have better motor skills using their right hand to type, whereas all one would need to do with the left hand would be to move it up and down (Or rub if the person is a female).
Brad is so addicted to computers, his pretty much has a left hand joystick.
by Ovamp July 13, 2009
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jamming your joystick

I went inside only to find you jamming your joystick on the couch.
by artbee September 25, 2010
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roblox walk joystick

crackhead: yo i love the roblox walk joystick
me: ok
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023
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Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft where the primary flight control is a joystick and proceeds to insert the joystick into her vagina and move up and down in a sexual motion treating the joystick as a dildo. For this sexual act to be considered a joystick joyride, the aircraft needs to crash or be damaged in someway because of the joystick being moved in an erratic manner.
Yo Jim did you hear that plane crashed last week because crazy horny chick was doing the joystick joyride?
by wangarata July 21, 2025
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The Joystick

A gay sex act. Its when a male without pants sits on the lap of another male, getting his dick grabbed and moved around like a controller joystick, all while getting anally penetrated by the penis he is sitting on.
Sex offenders love doing the Joystick with little boys.
by President Clinton I January 26, 2021
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Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft with a joystick as the primary flight control and proceeds to pleasure herself by inserting the joystick into her vagina and moving up and down treating the joystick like a dildo.
Did you hear that the plane crash last week was caused from a horny bitch doing a joystick joyride?
by wangarata July 21, 2025
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Ball Top joystick

Ball Top Joystick - joystick handle that looks like a Gumball

Popular with games like ms pacman & street fighter mainly used with Japanese arcades & replaced the old skool Bat Top joystick in the west .
Ball Top Joystick such as Sanwa , Seimitsu ,suzo-happ

Most modern gamers prefer the ball top joystick as

It is more comfortable on the hands & easier to grip.
by Blu_leef June 29, 2025
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