by bigdirtydog August 27, 2019
A boy who has no swag and is really cocky. He believes he can get any girl, when really everyone hates him. They only thing girls enjoy of him are his clothing style and his fragance. He has really ugly hair especialy when its down. He is a horrible DJ and only hangs out with pedophiles. He thinks smoking is cool, when really it's just making him loose brain cells and making him dumber by the second. He thinks everyone likes him, when really no one really does; all he thinks about is himself. Once you meet a Jordi, RUN AWAY!!! They'll try to seduce you with their "swag."
by TheTrumpets March 27, 2012
A soccer player with no sense of team - skillful but unable to read the game, unwilling to pass to a team mate, ultimately a weak link.
by Joshiah December 23, 2005
A stealthy man who is outgoing as hell, very flirtatious and loves sports or anything that makes him feel alpha and boosts his ego. Fit, tall, and strong facial features, maybe a few scars too, raised by a good family doesn’t mean he’s a good person though. Just wants to party and live life like you only live once. Has fallen in love more than once, and is extremely hard to forget about if you fell in love with them. Memorable person for sure but lies a lot to make an alter ego appearance for other people; if you know the real him through lies and truth you know he’s a genuine person and one you should try not to lose. Loyalty isn’t a strong suit, but fuck if they lose it you won’t get it back. If they don’t see motivation for you(it) they will never try again and go to the next thing they can get their hands on. They want to fix you but you already broke them with your ego and in the long run there’s no recovery, I don’t miss you but I cherish the time we spent none the less; I won’t forgive but I’ll always remember.
by Yolomostdope November 7, 2019
by desireval August 1, 2016
by Paul Richards November 20, 2006