jogger jam

when you slam on your breaks to look at the hot jogger going down the street resulting traffic to jam up.

dude i was driving along and the guy driving in front of me caused a jogger jam. but damn that chick was hot.

by lisa159 February 26, 2009

texter jogger

Somebody with extreme kinetic/mental multitasking abilities who can write and send text messages to others while jogging on a treadmill.

"Did that girl text you back?"
"Yeah, she said she's on the treadmill"
"Ah, she's one of those texter joggers."

by Lulu Luciole March 29, 2009

Jogger Jo-ment

Any moment where you feel the overwhelming urge to kill yourself.

“Call the suicide hotline. He’s having a Jogger Jo-ment”

by Failhir March 5, 2021

jogger j jones

Someoneone you know and used to describe a situation of fast movement. also can be used as a holla to friends across a room,

alright jogger J, jogger J jones whats happening..JOGGER J!!

by PAINEM03 March 13, 2009

jogger string love heart

The jogger string love heart

Is special because he/she has gone through the pain of making it perfect for there girl/boy

Hey babe send me a picture of your jogger strings in a shape of a love heart
What like the jogger string love heart of course ‘Image sent’
Love you too babe

by King_jjcraig77 November 27, 2021

Alpha Jogger

Joggers who jog to be noticed and go out of their way to make sure you notice them.

God John is such a alpha jogger

by TheBatmangod March 24, 2018

jiggy jogger

Light hearted phrase describing standardbred horses used in harness racing. Term is derived from the goofy gait pacers and trotters exhibit when pulling their sulkies.

Those jiggy joggers leaving the starting gate ain't worth the glue they're soon to become

by wch-meister January 1, 2018