jogger jam

when you slam on your breaks to look at the hot jogger going down the street resulting traffic to jam up.

dude i was driving along and the guy driving in front of me caused a jogger jam. but damn that chick was hot.

by lisa159 March 17, 2009

texter jogger

Somebody with extreme kinetic/mental multitasking abilities who can write and send text messages to others while jogging on a treadmill.

"Did that girl text you back?"
"Yeah, she said she's on the treadmill"
"Ah, she's one of those texter joggers."

by Lulu Luciole April 2, 2009

Jogger Jo-ment

Any moment where you feel the overwhelming urge to kill yourself.

“Call the suicide hotline. He’s having a Jogger Jo-ment”

by Failhir March 5, 2021

jogger j jones

Someoneone you know and used to describe a situation of fast movement. also can be used as a holla to friends across a room,

alright jogger J, jogger J jones whats happening..JOGGER J!!

by PAINEM03 March 14, 2009

jogger string love heart

The jogger string love heart

Is special because he/she has gone through the pain of making it perfect for there girl/boy

Hey babe send me a picture of your jogger strings in a shape of a love heart
What like the jogger string love heart of course ‘Image sent’
Love you too babe

by King_jjcraig77 November 27, 2021

jogger nuts

A trem you use while tou play call of duty

Man these jogger nuts been wack

by Devt28 January 13, 2018

Jogger fraud

When a person wears stretchy clothing ie leggings and seduces innocent bystanders with their false bodily curves

Jackie committed jogger fraud today. I thought she had a nice ass but we all know it's flat behind those leggings

by Caughtthatbullet January 12, 2024