Okay but like you have never seen to pretty best friends like these ones. Damn they are fire. They are BIG potterheads and love the hot boys of harry potter. These 2 girls are so amazing but don't mess with them because they will murder you literally. If Draco or Cedric are reading these we love u guys lol
by cedricsgirl February 2, 2021
Get the Martina and Joellemug. The prom date of Moses "Morbunungus" Anderpants. Funniest mother fucker alive, and prettiest girl in the world. All the homies know who she is and fawn over her beautiful smile, luscious black hair, and enchanting brown eyes. Simply the most perfect human being to ever exist.
Person 1: "Damn, who's that girl?"
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."
by anderpantsthe15th May 23, 2022
Get the Joelle Al-Haddadmug. GENUINLEY the most sweetest and loving girl you will ever ever ever meet. She is so down to earth and knows exactly what to say. She is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever met, inside and out. She has the most vibrant blue eyes and perfect naturally wavy/curly hair! Her facial features are so perfect! She is seriously a model. Literally sometimes I just have to stop and think “wow this girl is my best friend” She is a lil bit freaky, kind, beautiful, loving, very pretty, VERY emotional intelligent, and the bestest girl I’ve ever met. She LOVES cats, downtown, outdoors, dancing and silks, the moon, pink, and me! I love her and I quite literally don’t know what I’d do without her.
dude: “who is she?”
me: “Joelle!”
dude: “she single?”
me: “yes but she doesn’t settle for someone who looks like you..”
dude: “what does she like in a guy?”
me: “kind, very funny, gentle, emotional intelligence, handsome, hot, and everything your not”
Dude: “oh..”
me: “yahh so off yer go”
SECOND EXAMPLE:
Dude “Hey is your best friend, Joelle?”
Me: “yes why?!”
Dude: “what is she like”
Me: “perfect in every way, so fun to talk to, can have actual deep conversations with, freakish, kind, so sweet, loves and cares for the people and animals around her!”
Dude: “I want her so bad”
Me: no she’s too good for you sorry
me: “Joelle!”
dude: “she single?”
me: “yes but she doesn’t settle for someone who looks like you..”
dude: “what does she like in a guy?”
me: “kind, very funny, gentle, emotional intelligence, handsome, hot, and everything your not”
Dude: “oh..”
me: “yahh so off yer go”
SECOND EXAMPLE:
Dude “Hey is your best friend, Joelle?”
Me: “yes why?!”
Dude: “what is she like”
Me: “perfect in every way, so fun to talk to, can have actual deep conversations with, freakish, kind, so sweet, loves and cares for the people and animals around her!”
Dude: “I want her so bad”
Me: no she’s too good for you sorry
by Laylane September 29, 2025
Get the Joellemug. hahaha so funny dead memes lolololololololololol I will share this with Internet haha so funny joell
by TOOLAZY4U September 26, 2018
Get the Joellmug. 
by User8187474 November 24, 2021
Get the Joellmug.