A Janet

A Janet is a loud mouthed, fat, ugly, loud mother fucking bitch who will never get married because she's a Sasquatch who sells sex toys only she uses.

SHE'S A WHORE.

Hey you see that thing rolling our way? Yeah, that's a Janet... Fat ass

by A Janet August 26, 2014

Janets

Your feet / toes

My janets look nice today

by Janetcreatorjones September 24, 2019

A Janet

A Janet is someone Who lies purposely daily. A Janet usually is someone who starts to believe the lies they tell.

You were being a Janet yesterday when you said you had to go to work at 8a.m

by Blanca Ortiz January 15, 2021

janet

stanky bitch willing to suck anyones dick
usually loud obnoxious and annoying

look at stanky janet over there

by janetthestankybitch October 30, 2019

janet talia

a name that sounds a lot like genitalia

I think I'll call my boat "Janet Talia". I like the sound of it.

by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009

Helpful Janet

A person who thinks they are helping but really aren't.

1) A Helpful Janet is a person who gives you driving directions to somewhere where they have never been nor have any idea where it is.

2) A Helpful Janet will hand you a tool you did NOT ask for.

3) A Helpful Janet seems to always be in the way.

by Sir Randall of Texas January 2, 2012

janet cam

The photo enforcement cameras placed around Arizona by the state in order to catch speeders and those who run red lights to generate revenue to fix the budget.

Named for Janet Napolitano, the former governer who created this in order to balance the budget.

"Dude, the goddamed state put a janet cam on the street outside by my house and I've already gotten two tickets."

by jackpotjeff March 30, 2009