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jailhouse

the last hit of a cigarette (or the last of anything for that matter). comes from the plight of those incarcerated in jail and how desperate they are for a square - sometimes picking one up off the ground if they see it has even the slightest amount of tobacco left.
"i'm trying to quit smoking, could i just hit the jailhouse off your cig?"

"damn that toblerone looks good as hell, can i take the jailhouse off that?"

"before you cache that bowl, lemme try and hit the jailhouse."
by chaz boyle September 25, 2006
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jailhouse special

You can't blame Frank for being testy now that he's out of prison, that's four years of getting the jailhouse special...
by Hugh Lloyd September 24, 2006
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jailhouse jim

A person who likes to have anal sex with girls.
-DUDE, did he fuck her?
--No bro he jailhouse jimmed her.
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Jathleene

Not just anybody, you could trust, laugh, and have a great time with Jathleene. Many say that her sense of style makes her the unique person she is.
Feeling a little down have a little giggle with Jathleene.
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Jaita

The awesomest girl in the world, super hot, really cool, friendly, funny and loves to hang out with friends!
That girl is awesome, she must be Jaita!
by aoifegeorgiajaita June 1, 2011
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Jailhouse Burrito

a disgusting concoction mistaken for food in the prison system.

the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.

to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.

after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).

the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.

it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.

not recommended to be tried by free humans.

or animals.

(this is a real recipe)
Tank sold Toofless-J to Hector for one of them bad ass jailhouse burritos he's always makin'.
by Wild Drunken Bill August 13, 2008
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jaishon

Sexy gets girls black good fighter
I see a jaishon over there
by Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmn May 23, 2018
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