Some kind of noob, usually a noob that goes by the name of Barry Trotter and hangs out in forums. Also the kind of noob that enjoys praising the 1337 religion.
by Thomyb October 27, 2008

by Dr.SwaqqPH.D July 6, 2010

a sweetheart, an angel, patient and kind, quick witted, sarcastic and a blessing to anyone lucky enough to have them in their life. He tends to be a big flirt, but when he finds a girl to settle down with, he will stop. Jps have a lot of friends, and are very good in sports. He will fall in love very fast, and truly. He wont lie to you. He'll do basically anything he can just to make his one-and-only happy, even if that means going to the extreme. Can often be clingy, but in a cute way. The sweetest, nicest, funniest guy you'll meet. He makes you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants. He has a beautiful smile and makes you smile just by looking at him. You are the luckiest person in the world if you're dating JP. You are SOOOO lucky and you should be thankful even if sometimes you wanna punch him in his throat. You better love him though.
by Marajam56756 January 3, 2017

jackass_fo_life4325: yous a ho bitch, back up!
chick0102: fuck u nigga!
jackass: u no im jp
chick0102: oh ok is all good
chick0102: fuck u nigga!
jackass: u no im jp
chick0102: oh ok is all good
by anonymous December 29, 2003

by ~IRISH~ October 27, 2004

an abbreviation for John Paul, John Patrick or John Peter,
also, usually a good looking guy who gets all the ladies, also look under athletic, handsome or charming,
also, usually a good looking guy who gets all the ladies, also look under athletic, handsome or charming,
by ile January 1, 2008

by shibady shibady shwa January 14, 2003
