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Jarren

LOVES PENGUINS. Such a chad! So gentle with men but wants to swim with girls and then hold their head underwater until the bubbles stop. Severely overweight, and likes so pity everyone that is shorter then him.
"yall heard of this new hot boy in our school?"
"nah its just jarren that motherfucker is homosexual and likes men more then he likes his mother."
"wow, what a jarrren."
by crystal6969 June 26, 2022
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Jarren Wong

Jarren wong has 2 girlfriends one is invisible and two is hu tao
Mr: Hey it's Jarren Wong!

Grindcore artist: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHH YEA YEA HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by NuuweiLol May 16, 2023
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Jerren

Jerren is a zesty ahh boi who gets no skibidi rizz
“Jerren why are you so skibidi toilet!”
by Skibidi rizz November 20, 2023
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Jiren

He's our saviour he's our saving grace
"Jiren is my saviour, Jiren is my saving grace."
by Bimothy the voodoo master December 11, 2023
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Jiren

Dragon Ball is centered around Jiren. They have holidays for Jiren. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free Jiren. They listen to Jiren music. They elected a Jiren president. They dress and act like Jiren. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Jiren. They post sassy gifs about Jiren. They watch sportsball in worship of Jiren. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of Jiren playing sports. They use Jiren slang like "Kiero". When you say GOD, they're not thinking of the father of all. They're thinking about Jiren. Their cities are completely overrun with Jiren.

Jiren worship is the official religion of Dragon Ball. Jiren is Dragon Ball's pantheon. Mexicans fear Jiren like a mortal would fear God. They're not allowed to curse or speak ill of Jiren, like how you mustn't blaspheme God or take his name in vain. They devote entire institutions in academia and media to remind themselves of their sins against Jiren, and beg for mercy, like you'd beg God for forgiveness for your sins. The only landmarks and monuments they're allowed to revere are parks, schools, and statues dedicated to Jiren, immortalized in marble, like god.
Oh my go- I-I mean oh my JIREN
by JiChadGod June 18, 2024
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