Mj falls for stupid guys who only want to play games and then ghost her, but it's not her fault cause she has dumb bitch-itus.
by Scarlett Love September 27, 2020
Kompa-itus, pronounced "cohm-PA-ih-tus." The word is a portmanteau of Kompa and Tinnitus.
They are those Haitian Kompa and Beat songs that are stuck in your head by playing themselves there over. And over. And over.
Someone infected with Kompa-itus may find themselves humming and whistling to the song and can end up dancing to tune that's playing inside their heads.
It usually happens after a heavy night of dancing partying or after hearing a Haitian DJ plays them over the air on Haitian Community radio, even streaming them on Youtube, Spotify and Souncloud can do it to you.
The term "Kompa-Itus" was originally coined by RENÉ Guemps in 2019.
They are those Haitian Kompa and Beat songs that are stuck in your head by playing themselves there over. And over. And over.
Someone infected with Kompa-itus may find themselves humming and whistling to the song and can end up dancing to tune that's playing inside their heads.
It usually happens after a heavy night of dancing partying or after hearing a Haitian DJ plays them over the air on Haitian Community radio, even streaming them on Youtube, Spotify and Souncloud can do it to you.
The term "Kompa-Itus" was originally coined by RENÉ Guemps in 2019.
Yo Theodore!
"I think I got a bad case of Kompa-itus, do you know how to get them out?"
"Ah man, I heard that the only cure for that is to go back and listen to all the songs you keep hearing in your head all over again or else they'll never leave"
"I think I got a bad case of Kompa-itus, do you know how to get them out?"
"Ah man, I heard that the only cure for that is to go back and listen to all the songs you keep hearing in your head all over again or else they'll never leave"
by Negre Marron Records January 24, 2019
When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"
by Mr R. ZOLE July 06, 2021