by StudentOfFreed December 10, 2009
Get the Imperialism mug.A place of great beauty. A place where the common man can live like a king. A place where the beer flows like wine, and women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Juan Ponce de León once traveled to this enchanting place in search of the fountain of youth which is rumored to be deep beneath Imperial's solid gold foundation. Imperial is home of the world's only Phoenix, as well as Harry-O, a Titan of the hospitality business, as well as the one man who knows what happened to Atlantis . Michael Jordan once referred to to Imperial as the Mecca of beer distributors. It is a haven to each Pelham resident, and they are the few and the proud who have ever been able to lay eyes on the Goddess Maureen, whose voice is so beautiful, it is said to cause temporary paralysis. Imperial is the solution to every problem a mortal being could have. I urge every man woman and teenager to make a sacred pilgrimage to this beautiful place, and I promise it will be an emotional and enlightening experience beyond your wildest imaginations.
"Hey man, do you want to go to the Bahamas or Cancun for Spring Break?"
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."
by Dylan Carroll February 20, 2009
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Troops of he British Empire were the first to give blankets infected with smallpox to Native Americans. Wow, add another historic fact to my imperial guilt.
by I said good day sir! January 15, 2010
Get the Imperial guilt mug.The USA corporate imperialism of greedy business in small countries has weaken the smaller poorer countries of Latin America, Africa, and Southern Asia. This must be stopped!!
by The Great Distracto May 1, 2017
Get the corporate imperialism mug.The most Southwesterly city in the continental United States. Home of the Dempsey Holder Ocean Festival every October 18th. A bitchin' little town to live in. If ya don't like it, leave.
by IB Pauly October 18, 2009
Get the Imperial Beach mug.the source of evil in the Star Wars universe, usually involving members of the fallen Sith Empire, trying to resurrect it. In the latter movies, the Empire is reborn by Palpatine and Vader.
Darth Maul, Palpatine, Vader, Dooku, Revan, Malak, and anyone else who ever used a red lightsaber are members of the Sith Empire. Darth Vaders theme song is also known as the Imperial March
by Condord4myt October 6, 2005
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An act of enterprising. In other words, going from place to place, shoving your evil capitalist beliefs down everyones throats, then raiding the countries natural resources and leaving the country with 'freedom' Often used in the sentences with other words, like George Bush, Capitalism, OMFG Bush is a bastard and, WTF is americas problem?! Oil is the number 1 cause of imperialism.
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An act of enterprising. In other words, going from place to place, shoving your evil capitalist beliefs down everyones throats, then raiding the countries natural resources and leaving the country with 'freedom' Often used in the sentences with other words, like George Bush, Capitalism, OMFG Bush is a bastard and, WTF is americas problem?! Oil is the number 1 cause of imperialism.
OMFG, George Bush is such a fucked up imperialist/capitalist bastard, WTF is americas problem? SIMPLE! GEORGE BUSH!
by Karl Marx October 14, 2004
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