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SIMP-recruiter

A Tinder thot who is only on the platform for instagram likes. Will always link her profile in her description. Severe cases include her specifying she only answers on insta.

Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.
Man, this SIMP-recruiter has an army of thirsty men liking all her photos. I wonder if they know she has a boyfriend?
by urmumhascorona May 3, 2020
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Recruiter Abuse

When a recruit in bootcamp is so stupid, incompetent, and/or useless that it almost feels like the recruiter is not only abusing the recruit in question, but the training division at large, and ultimately the military
Smith: "Man that guys a real private Pyle huh?"

Jones: "Yeah, no kidding, prime example of recruiter abuse."
by Pimento1776 July 6, 2025
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Army recruiter

A person who, somehow, gets paid 3x your salary to recruit graduating high school students for military activities that contribute nothing of society.
Jeff had a month left in school before the army recruiter showed up at his door, offering to pay his college tuition in favor of his service.
by Clay_ July 17, 2022
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The Recruitment Network

The Recruitment Network is a supportive community for recruitment leaders to drive performance and profitability with purpose.

A favourite among recruitment leaders for positive inspirational events and designed to support and encourage peer to peer conversation.
" Did you go to the unstoppable event by The Recruitment Network? It was such a great day!"
by TRNSupport November 25, 2021
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recruitment hair

Look at Sam over there, that's some serious recruitment hair!
by playaaa24 November 28, 2014
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