Someone who hasn’t seen much and that is a good thang. People are usually jealous of people like this because they are usually better people.
by Dubbygal123 May 20, 2018

Someone that doesn't harm others on purpose, someone who do not do anything bad. Someone that does not do drugs, crime or anything related to that. An innocent person is someone who is respectful and helpful.
by SSync September 21, 2017

Last night I was a victim of a driveby volley of texts that I had no interest in. I hate being an innocent bytexter. Next time I hope they leave me off their lame back-and-forth texts.
by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

1. Someone who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
2. Members (currently 12) of a popular group blog of the same name.
2. Members (currently 12) of a popular group blog of the same name.
1. The evil-doers drove a car through a crowd of <i>innocent bystanders</i>.
2. Innocent Bystanders welcomes all races, creeds and orientations to comment.
2. Innocent Bystanders welcomes all races, creeds and orientations to comment.
by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006

by perpendicular November 28, 2013

A purely wholesome comment, gesture or personal observation that is offered without malice or hostility, but received as profoundly malicious and hurtful.
When a 6-year old describes to her teacher that 'mommy has got a baby sister in her tummy' when, in fact, mommy has just porked up..that's an innocent insult requiring no punishment.
by YAWA April 18, 2019

Oh, never mind. Another retard has changed this into yet another one of the sixty flajillion sexual terms already on Urban Dictionary.
A standard UD example of these poor once-normal letter clusters.
A standard UD example of these poor once-normal letter clusters.
by gigantixplosionboom8 June 3, 2011
