Batman Hotline

It's the number people call when they are in trouble and need a superhero, or bored on the Omegle online chat website. Some say it's not even answered by the Caped Crusader himself, just a mad lady trying to kidnap you.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Oh hello. May I please speak with Batman?
You: Speaking duh, thats why its called the Batman Hotline would suck if someone else picked it up.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Fucking sweet!
You: Erm...
Stranger: Hello Batman Hotline.
Stranger: I was calling to report collatoral damage caused by the Batmobile.
Stranger: You ran over my baby.

by Chocoeater February 21, 2010

Hotline bling

When an ex has blocked you and you get that monotone female robot telling you to fuck off before a dreary bleep disconnects you.

I know with that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing. My ass is blocked

by Drake the dank engine July 5, 2018

Hotline Bling Sex Move

To fill your condom with hot sauce after sex

Ayyy yoo dog I filled my condom with hot sauce so she can't dump the semen into her pussy later
Hotline Bling Sex move defined as, "To fill your condom with hot sauce after sex"

by yules117805 January 14, 2022

Whore Hotline

A hotline specifically designed to aid all whores including man-whores sometimes referred to as a "putain."

Yeah, he's my putain. He calls the whore hotline whenever he's feeling down.

by Pimpin6907 October 16, 2016

Canadian Hotline

When a chimpanzee takes poop from a person’s anus and puts it in another person’s anus.

Let’s do the Canadian Hotline tonight. My chimpanzee is really horny.

by Slaggy Butthole October 9, 2018

h0mocide.hotline

h0mocide.hotline (Also known as Pico or Iamhanzou) Is a Gacha Creator, animator, and Voice actor. He is Most Known for His Random content.

He is a Trans male and uses he/they/it pronouns

h0mocide.hotlines Content is Very… interesting

by [….] August 19, 2021

hotline bling

Someone who is just used to call late at night when they have no one or when they need some closure or comfort. But in public change or act different. Sometimes even ignored.

I'm such a Hotline Bling to her, she only calls me when shes sad or needs something.

by WrapThisBtUp November 2, 2015