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We spend 6 1/2 hours of pure and legal torture, we go home and think the torture is over for the rest of the 5 1/2 hours. But no, these fuck ass teachers crave more torture, they want us to spend the rest of our 5 1/2 hours at home doing this tree killing, big ass stack of paperwork, called homework, which is killing the trees which clean the air for us just to torture the minds of children that don't even give a shit about school. The children just want to go home, have fun, eat, and play fortnite for the rest of the 5 1/2 hours, and when we go to school the next day we end up failing anyway so it's just wasted on some random shit that you had suppost to learn in school. The teachers don't even talk about the shit in class and expect us to remember it in class. Homework is just:
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Guy#1: hey want to play fortnite after school
Guy#2: nah i have homework that's due tomorrow
Guy#1: that must hurt
Guy#2:it does
by This is how my shit is April 27, 2020
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an acronym for 'Half of my energy wasted on random k(c)rap '
Homework
by thecarofmiki January 19, 2011
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A piece of paper that messes with your mind
Mother: are you done your homework?
Child: no I’m sorry please tell my teacher “F**k your homework”
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something that sane people don’t do
teacher: Do your homework Dave!
Dave: No, old lady, i won’t!
Dave’s mom: get up bafoon and do your homework quit daydreaming
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Some shit where you're supposed to do 164 pages in 2 days and it's better to just give up and not go to school
I have homework. Someone kill me now
by thisismypseudonymm April 18, 2015
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An extreme form of torture invented by teachers and/or parents.
Have you given the students homework yet?

No, I'm just going to wait until they think they don't have any at the end of the day!
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is giving me aids

If you didn't experience physical abuse as a child, your teachers have it covered. Like Jesus fucking christ were you not loved when you were a child? Did you feel the need to just piss people the fuck off because you had no fucking friends or did you have no other talents so you went to fucking college for some weird fucking shit and then was like, "fuck this shit, lets torment some kids so they feel my pain!". Get over your fucking self Mrs. Blatisci Jesus Christ you can even tell she's gonna fucking give you hell. No one is ever, ever, EVER going to need to know any of the fucking words these fucking English teachers say. "Obfuscate" like wtf? Obfuscate my fucking ass bitch.
"Here's your homework you little twat, have fun with that, I hope it ruins your whole fucking week bitch."
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