Homework
by thecarofmiki January 19, 2011
Get the Homeworkmug. We spend 6 1/2 hours of pure and legal torture, we go home and think the torture is over for the rest of the 5 1/2 hours. But no, these fuck ass teachers crave more torture, they want us to spend the rest of our 5 1/2 hours at home doing this tree killing, big ass stack of paperwork, called homework, which is killing the trees which clean the air for us just to torture the minds of children that don't even give a shit about school. The children just want to go home, have fun, eat, and play fortnite for the rest of the 5 1/2 hours, and when we go to school the next day we end up failing anyway so it's just wasted on some random shit that you had suppost to learn in school. The teachers don't even talk about the shit in class and expect us to remember it in class. Homework is just:
Hours
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
Hours
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
Guy#1: hey want to play fortnite after school
Guy#2: nah i have homework that's due tomorrow
Guy#1: that must hurt
Guy#2:it does
Guy#2: nah i have homework that's due tomorrow
Guy#1: that must hurt
Guy#2:it does
by This is how my shit is April 27, 2020
Get the Homeworkmug. The stupid fucking thing the government gives you to prevent you from actually succeeding in your life. The thing that gets rid of your free time just so you can get a letter that you don't like
by School is great March 6, 2019
Get the Homeworkmug. A piece of paper that messes with your mind
by Rainbow_duckboi April 14, 2021
Get the Homeworkmug. teacher: Do your homework Dave!
Dave: No, old lady, i won’t!
Dave’s mom: get up bafoon and do your homework quit daydreaming
Dave: No, old lady, i won’t!
Dave’s mom: get up bafoon and do your homework quit daydreaming
by lady a la gaga May 3, 2021
Get the Homeworkmug. Something I could have done instead of trying to think of a funny joke so I could get some worthless likes on Urban Dictionary...
Which I probably wont be getting anyway...
Which I probably wont be getting anyway...
Mom: Did you do your homework before playing with your friends on the Xbox?
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)
(Based on a true story)
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)
(Based on a true story)
by Svea-Rike-Stan February 15, 2023
Get the Homeworkmug. Have you given the students homework yet?
No, I'm just going to wait until they think they don't have any at the end of the day!
No, I'm just going to wait until they think they don't have any at the end of the day!
by Yes, It is I March 18, 2020
Get the Homeworkmug.