Hole in One

When a man enters a woman once, and cums

Grl: I had sex with a guy last night, and he did a hole in one

by A.K.R November 20, 2011

Louisiana Hole In One

When your fucking a chick doggy style and you have a chew in your lip and you spit on her asshole and stick it in her butt.

Jim Bob Cooter- “Hey Uncle Rutz last night I was fucking my cousin Shelly and I didn’t have any lube to stick in her ass so I did the ‘ol Louisiana hole in one.”
Uncle Rutz- “Shelly is my kin and only I do the Louisiana hole in one on here”

by Tboner310 May 13, 2021

Old man hole-in-one

As you get older, you often find your ball sack hanging lower than in your younger years. When it gets long enough, you can attempt the old man hole-in-one. You tuck you soggy, stretched out beanbag between your legs and tuck it in to your asshole, all while stroking your engorged shaft.

That old fuck, Billy, hasn’t left his house in 3 days. I bet he’s in there giving himself the old man hole-in-one.

by Kung fu Jim September 26, 2020

Hole in one

While jacking off you Jim into your belly button first.

Dave: I got a hole in one last night
John: Nice, we should go golfing sometime
Dave: oh I don’t golf.

by The dildo king July 12, 2020

hole in one

when you're jackinng off and you nut in your belly button

josh was jacking it hard to the magazine sitting down and as he came, he managed to make a hole in one

by jjg15 February 11, 2017

Easy Hole-in-one

A useful term to describe a whorish real estate agent, especially in Colorado Springs area, who is very large and round in stature, with a booty like a Rhinoceros. She sleeps with anyone who DMs her or buys her a drink.

"Oh yeah, Megan is an EASY Hole-in-one!"
"Katie's friend? Yeah we ALL did that, she's an EASY Hole-in-one!!"

by Capt Bangarang December 29, 2023

Hole-In-One!

During sex, handjob or masturbation, the male ejaculates into his own mouth, either accidentally or purposefully.

She jerked me off so hard last night she shot a hole-in-one!

by SoloStroker June 22, 2021