Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”
by chHAad January 09, 2021
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herm

pot mixed with enbaulming fluid
yo matt pass that herm dude

yo man let's 2 man party that herm dude
by thomas drummer July 11, 2008
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Chart Herm

A person that only has knowledge of a record or track because it is popular with peers or on the charts. These people would have little knowledge of Older or underground favourites. Also unlikely to have any appreciation for lyrics and is therefore spoon-fed with catchy melodies with pointless lyrics.
Jord ''Can't wait to go see example, He's so good!''

Danny ''I know, thanks for showing me his music, where did you find him?''

Jord ''Found him while i was checking the chart top 10 out looking for tunes''

Rory *under breath* ''Chart herms'
by TAGSND October 20, 2010
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Herm-bob

One who is severely lacking in common sence or social skills in anyway. Very similar to a darel.
Look at the herm-bob over there hitting on a nun!
by Don Octagon May 04, 2009
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GOG Herme

A name for someone of false royalty. Someone who shows common traits of homosexuality and tries to claim other royale members as his “lover”. The GOG part stands for Gayest Of Gays.
I can’t believe the new king of Nigeria is a GOG Herme.
by Dick&Balls420 November 29, 2021
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herm

a hermaphrodite who makes babies by themselves
JK is such a herm, he's his son's own mom and dad
by Bertha Sparxxz September 08, 2006
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