1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.
2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.
1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!
2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!
2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!
by Gormory Wexler February 27, 2009
Get the real good, real hot, rock hardmug. by Danmahn December 1, 2022
Get the rock hardmug. Girls with smaller, average sized boobs that feel hard as a rock.
These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.
These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.
I was doing it with her while her boyfriend was away. I fondled her boobs and they were really small and felt very hard. She’s got one rock hard chest. But she’s so sweet to me.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
Get the Rock hard chestmug. I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.
by jerilds April 25, 2024
Get the I'm stoned cause I'm rock hardmug. by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023
Get the hard rock cerealmug. by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023
Get the hard rock cerealmug. Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”
Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”
Guy 1 “what?”
Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”
Guy 1 “oh.”
Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”
Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”
Guy 1 “what?”
Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”
Guy 1 “oh.”
Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”
by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023
Get the Rock hardmug.