After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.
by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025
Get the Florida handlebar hitchhikemug. When a gentleman is forcefully removed from a bar or nightclub because he has a grotesque and tacky mustache.
This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
Gentleman 1: How come they kicked us out of that club? Was it my jacket?
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
by EvanMoody May 2, 2009
Get the Handlebarredmug.