How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024

how many horse

Yes, many!

Tim:How many horse?

John:*Demonicly*... yes

by Slimyboi. April 13, 2020

How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021

How many people use discord

More than one person used discord trust me I met more people other than me on discord (Am not dumb this is a joke lol

Me: hello is anyone on this server but for me?
Person: Yes me
Another person: more than 100 people are in this server -_-
Me: how many people use discord?

by Simpingperson June 28, 2022

How many Cash Cups has brennenboi won?

brennenboi "claims" he has won 59 total Cash Cups.

How many Cash Cups has brennenboi won? brennenboi has won a total of 59 Cash Cups

by BrennenDaMan59 July 2, 2023

how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun

how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that

by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024