Sex Ghost

Sex Ghost:

A sex ghost is someone who talks up a girl at a bar or club, proceeds to go back to the girl's place for a glorified grope-fest, and in the morning when the girl wakes up, there is no trace of him...merely the ectoplasm that he leaves in his wake. During the sleeping hours, under the cover of darkness, he tip toes toward the door and exits abruptly, making nary a peep.

The most notorious sex ghost hails from Clarence, NY and is rumored to haunt girls in and around Boston, Mass.

Girl: I had a one night stand last night...I think. ..
Friend: you think? Well who was he?

Girl: I'm not sure. He was gone when I awoke.

Friend: are you sure it wasn't a sex ghost?
Girl: iunno, maybe?

Friend: did he leave a wallet? Phone? Note??
Girl: No, just a slimey residue on my comforter.

Friend: without question a sex ghost haunting!

by Sex Ghost June 22, 2014

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ghost porn

porn that is made so long ago, that you know for sure that everyone in it is dead.

We just saw some ghost porn from 1910

by vugluskr February 4, 2010

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Ghost of Eibar

A term used to describe pionel pessi who ghosts against big teams, most notably Bayern Munich. He loves pens, made up awards, the refs, and Eibar!!!

Chad: Leo Messi is such a fraud!
Timmothy: Hey don’t speak of my dad-idol like that!!
Chad: Give him pen or he’ll ghost 😡

Timmothy: B-but world cup!!!
Chad: Just admit it. He’s the ghost of eibar
Timmothy: yeah you’re right my idol is finished but I can’t get his meat out my mouth so I’ll keep defending him

by IllegalAssBeaner April 1, 2023

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ghost cheeks

When you sit down on the toilet and can feel the warmth of the previous occupants butt cheeks

John sat down and was horrified to feel ghost cheeks

by Dont let your memes be dreams November 30, 2016

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ghost slut

someone who whore's around, but not alot of people know about it.

he/she is such a ghost slut

by O.G. GHOSTSLUT July 10, 2010

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Ghost Donging

Ghost Donging is the act of pulling your penis out when a picture is being taken of you in the middle of friends or family. This can occur at any time of day. The best instances take place in a bar, sporting event, or family cookout.

Damn, Jimmy was successfully ghost donging in that picture at the Laker's game last night.

by GhostDonging53 December 27, 2010

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