The Dog Gambler

A Dog who gambles. How Original. Your friends went to a local casino and sees a table full of dogs betting there fossils to win them all. It's a late night and the biggest better of them all was the dog. They were playing all sort of Gambling games but in dog rules just to keep it in balance with them all. Performing the Best dog who gambles and never lost to another dog even a cat for that sake, but that's just a rumor

Dog: Woof.
The Dog Translator: ALL YOUR BONES???
Dog: Woof (yessir)
The Person outside: That's the dog gambler!!! GUYS LOOK IT'S HIM THE DOG WHO GAMBLES MY LIFE SAVINGS 😭😭😭😭😭

by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 2, 2025

Angel And The Gambler

Probably the worst song by heavy metal band Iron Maiden. It's on the album Virtual XI, which came out in 1998. This song has really shitty sounding guitars, stupid singing, and it repeats the chorus at least 20 times, which means that it'll get stuck in your head very easily. The song is a shitstain on the Iron Maiden legacy.

Bradley: What Iron Maiden song should I listen to first?
Cooper: How about almost any song other than The Angel And The Gambler?
Bradley: Alright, I'll take your advice.

by Ryan_the_retard October 16, 2022

The Gambler

There is 4 girls in a pitch black room 3 are 18 and 1 is 15 you must blindly chose while there’s a police waiting outside

Last night I tried “the gambler” and the one I chose seemed a little to tight

by Skimask99 May 26, 2023

$Gambler

A memecoin whose identity is based on a joke and/or whose performance is more determined degenerate gamblers.

"Hey bro, how'd you afford that lambo?"

"It was easy, I just invested my money in $Gambler and now I'm a millionaire"

by DegenGambler December 7, 2024

gamblers

money focused people, often millionaires

my friend denish is a successful gamblers

by denish fikri July 1, 2025