Frodometry

The process of measuring how far a Hobbit travels.

Using Frodometry obsessed LOTR fans were able to determine the exact distance between the Shire and Mordor. The use of Frodometry has started an international conflict between LOTR fans and Harry Potter fans who have no means to measure how far Hogwarts is from London.

by Cuffy April 9, 2008

Frodo Shit

A Frodo shit is one that destroys the ring

After eating nothing but pork and lard, my ring was destroyed by a Frodo shit

by signorpudgio November 22, 2011

Frodo and Sam slam

What goes on in the Baggins Hobbit Hole behind closed circular doors.

Sam was kind of an indentured servant until he learned how to avoid using his teeth on Mr. Frodo during his "servitude" He was finally freed of his bondage but would live with the scars of the Frodo and Sam slam, as they called it in the shire.

by Felix the territorial cat, I'ma open up my bago tricks on y'ass! March 19, 2008

froomp

Just about anything that you can use it for as long as it describes something derrogatory or insulting, such as mother fucker.
Also can be used to describe a bad situation.

Mother froomper, son of a froomp, shut the froomp up, man this really froomps (sucks)

by Reverand Jared T. Jones January 29, 2007

Frodo Faggins

A name given to a short gay male who is overly obsessed with anal rings. Characteristic of Frodo Faggins is that they are in love with themselves and have abnormally large hanging scrotums. (Also known as Frodo Saggins)_

Bobby knew he was in trouble when he bent down and saw a Frodo Faggins glaring from behind.

by cuchi October 2, 2003

froomer

A person who hangs out all day in the Safe Room. Can usually be found playing halo, making duct tape apparell, seeing who knows the most lord of the rings quotes, and looking like a complete freak in the eyes of his peers.

Angelo Tartanian is the king of the froomers. god what a freak.

by S. Magid November 8, 2006

frodo

1) That short little hobbit with an ambiguously questonable straightness, and an even more abiguously questionable relationship with Samwise Bangme (whoops, typo, meant Samwise GAMGEE).

2) A name for anyone short. Used in The Longest Yard.

1) Excerpt from his cell phone calls to his friends:
No Samwise Bangme, I don't want the pants, I want you!....
Ugh, your not getting it, I don't pay you to be my gardener for nothing, I have a giant bush that needs trimming, and I'm not talking about the one in my garden. Yes I AM talking about the one in my pants.

2) Hey Frodo, can you hold my beer for me? (backs up into the cop's car) Don't worry, you can keep that one, I got 5 more right here (pulls out 6 pack of beer, waves it in cop's face, then drives away).

by Frodo's a sexy beast May 14, 2006