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Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb

You know that boss enemy in a video game that you can't get past no matter how many sticky bombs or throwing knives you toss at it? It always finds a way to take your face and give it a nice little sitting area on it's mantle. That would be a flamethrowing atomic bomb. Sort of like the "Golden Egg" scenario.

A Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb is an impossible-to-defeat-without-sever-repercussions entity in a video game or in real life that, no matter how many solutions you may toss at it, turns out just won't go down without fucking other shit up.
In a video game scenario:

Average Guy 1: Oh, my god! I'm up to Level 22 with that one boss.
Average Guy 2: Ahh, that guy's a Flamethrowing Atomic Bomb.
AG1: WTF?! I got killed on the first shot?
AG2: Told you, my turn.
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In a real life scenario:

Guy 1: God, Mr. Dink is a fucking flamethrowing atomic bomb.
Guy 2: Why's that?
G1: He wants me to complete all of these TPS Reports by Thursday but I already explained to him that's not my department!
G2: Huh..What does that have to do with a flamethrowing atomic bomb?
by fankdankwanklanklancepants October 21, 2010
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The fart box flamethrower

When a girls anus releases gas and then you inhale it and blow it out your mouth with a lighter in front and you create a flamethrower
Dude did you hear about that trick James did to Taylor at the party
No what did he do
He did the fart box flamethrower
by Harrycock69boobsupremeleaderœ December 23, 2018
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National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression
Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019
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Flamethrower

A sexual act where one eats a large bag of Hot Cheetos and, without wiping any build up of Hot Cheetos dust from the consumer’s fingers, proceeds to pleasure their female partner using said appendages until orgasmic squirting is achieved, expelling a spicy spray of squirt and red hot dust.
Last night I was watching a movie with *insert name* and I gave he a flamethrower!
by Mohn Jccain October 22, 2020
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Scandinavian Flamethrower

The female places icy hot in her vaginal region and the male lights his penis on fire before beginning intercourse, the act takes course in a walk in freezer.
During my lunch break my coworker just asked if we could perform the Scandinavian flamethrower.
by Reggaetron June 23, 2025
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Pulaski FlameThrower

When you put hot sauce on your dick before the girl sucks it.
His girl wanted to try something different, so Aaron gave her the ol' Pulaski FlameThrower...
by ALS24301 November 17, 2020
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Stuart Flamethrower

When someone drinks 4 glasses of chocolate milk while lactose intolerant and eats spicy food immediately after
“Yo did you see Charlie over there? He’s becoming a Stuart Flamethrower
by Funny Haha words March 10, 2023
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