Filipino(a)

1. A person whose ancestry/ethnic origin is from the Philippine Islands.

I am a Filipina who was born in America and is fluent in English and Tagalog.

by kaliyaan November 10, 2003

Filipanish

A mix between a Filipino and Spaniard (heritage).

Spain invaded the Philippines, making most of the citizens there Filipanish.

by taraP October 3, 2007

Filipino Savings Time (FST)

(noun) refers to the adjustment made on the actual expected time to account for Filipino time.

Mark wants to start his show at exactly 8:00PM and expects everyone to be there already. Since his audience might consist of Filipinos, he announces his show to start at Filipino Savings Time (FST) 7:00PM instead, taking to consider the usual Filipino Time.

by Andrei "CodeCalibre" June 20, 2010

Filipino Song

A song that is a hit among the Filipino population and then the Filipinos make covers all over youtube along with their guitars/ukuleles.

Emily: Omg that nothin' on you song is such a filipino song. I saw like 100 covers on youtube of that.

by WowThatsGay August 17, 2010

filipenis

Contrary to Professor Anon's definition, (which mostly got thumbs up because the Internet is infested by Filipinos who tend to be on the net 24-7) an average Filipino's penis is nowhere near 7.5 inches.

It is still close to the average Asian penis size, which is 5.5 inches in length.

Spanish and American blood contrary to popular Filipino opinion (which is full of colonial mentality meaning they wannabe white) is not even 10% present in 95% of the Filipino population.

If you think the reason there's a lot of Filipinos with white women in America compared to other Asian men is because of their penis size, you are sorely mistaken. Unlike men, not all women measure a man's worth by how big their penises are.

So if you're Filipino and reading the other definition and feel bad for yourself because your dick is nowhere near 7.5 inches, don't be. Most likely your dick size is close to the median. Just be confident, love yourself and go pursue the woman you want whatever her ethnicity.

Filipino Dude: Man, my cousin has a hot white girlfriend!

Filipino Dude 2: Yeah dude, it's because Filipinos have big dicks man. It's the Spanish/American blood in us! Filipenis ftw!!

Filipino Dude 3: No, you're wrong. He has a hot white girlfriend because he actually had the balls to ask her out while you two sit around playing DoTA or WoW on your computers 24-7. Get a life. Filipenis is mostly only 5.5 inches long.

Filipino Dude 1 & 2: ...

by apersonwhoknows December 1, 2010

filipino fist pump

One fist in the ass and one in the vag and alternate fists up and down vigorously and make karate noises while you do it

I asked that vegas hooker if she'd do a filipino fist pump, and she says it's $100 extra!

by fist_fistopherson December 2, 2011

Filipino Cock Lid

When a middle aged short Filipino man takes a piss in a washroom, then leaves without washing his hands. He then serves you a Tim's coffee and lathers the lid up with his nasty hand juice.

"Hey George!! Did you hear about Tammy's Filipino Cock Lid"
"Hey there, Can I get a large Coffee, X2 sugar and cream... Hold the Filipino Cock Lid"

by Alcoholic-C-Man Thrower69 November 6, 2018